Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Aubergines and Other Silly Things


Hello Family!

Guess what? My best friend Tanja flew in from Germany today and I was SO EXCITED! So this little baby took some big steps today and used public transport all by herself to pick up Tanja. Trust me, I’m just as shocked as you are that I actually made it to the train station successfully.


I switched neighborhoods for the duration of Tanja's stay and am now located in the “hip” Brick Lane area. Verdict? Being hipster is just way overrated…but don’t tell the people of Brick Lane that I said that. Think grungy neighborhood, lots of street art (aka graffiti but pretty graffiti), and way overpriced clothes you could probably get at target and never know the difference, and let’s not forget the most important accessories, man-buns and vapes. Hilariously, the worst insult we got was being told we were “a healthy lot” after a group of guys asked us for a lighter only to find that none of us smoked. The disdain in that phrase was rather ironic in a borough full of vegan places called “honest burger.” I’m sorry, but no way in heck am I eating a non-meat burger…that’s just wrong, and as an American, simply blasphemous. Walking around Spitalfields, I took Tanja to the markets where they had a live band and classic dancing. It was so cute, I almost jumped in (looks like all those Cotillion classes paid off after all mom), except between Tanja and I, we realized that neither of us actually learned how to lead (guess they were useless after all mom…told you so).


We wandered into the work district going through Shoreditch, Hackney, and Hoxton. Except everything was under construction. Tanja was amazed and has a theory that the amount of construction London is going under is to mask the fact that the economy is suffering with Brexit. The longer I stay here the more I am convinced that she just might be right. I will let you know if I get the inside scoop at work.


Something that continues to be a constant source of amusement for my European friends, is my hesitancy in crossing the road without a green signal or even the cars stopping for you at a crosswalk without a light. I’m the chicken that won’t cross the road. So even though I’ve been navigating my way through London acting as a tour guide for Tanja, most of the time my view looks likes this…


This picture is honestly worth a thousand words. Also if you think me being a tour guide for Tanja is the blind leading the blind situation…let me assure you that you are totally correct.

After a day of casual exploring we had a Mediterranean dinner that was AMAZING. Fun Fact: I hate eggplants, you can thank my dad for that. Fun British Fact: aubergine means eggplants. New Fun Fact: Carolyn didn’t know that aubergine means eggplants so Tanja ordered three aubergine dishes and Carolyn ate all of them….so apparently Carolyn likes eggplants. I blame it on the Brits for using their sneaky ways to get us children to eat vegetables lol. 




And with that fascinating tale I am off to bed. Goodnight friends, I love you all.

Xx,
Carolyn



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